(never doubt.)

(Source: odnson)

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Ssshh… KNEEL… Was that not simpler?

(Source: foreverlokid)

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memosfromfury:

All personnel are reminded that no one in their right mind volunteers for Loki-sitting duty unless they have ulterior motives. If you are approached by an agent offering to “give you a rest”, DO NOT ACCEPT. This makes three times that his lady friend Sigyn has helped him escape that way. “She seemed legit” is not an acceptable excuse.
If it happens again, the agent responsible will not only get your Loki-sitting time doubled, we will also tell him that you made fun of Sigyn. SHIELD’s insurance plan will not cover whatever happens to you after that.

memosfromfury:

All personnel are reminded that no one in their right mind volunteers for Loki-sitting duty unless they have ulterior motives. If you are approached by an agent offering to “give you a rest”, DO NOT ACCEPT. This makes three times that his lady friend Sigyn has helped him escape that way. “She seemed legit” is not an acceptable excuse.

If it happens again, the agent responsible will not only get your Loki-sitting time doubled, we will also tell him that you made fun of Sigyn. SHIELD’s insurance plan will not cover whatever happens to you after that.

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